Showing posts with label Comcast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comcast. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Looking for Iron in All the Wrong PLaces

The last three weeks have been boring. Boring! Boring! Boring! But boring can be good, as you are about to discover for yourself.

My usual cast of characters are in retirement, or at least in a state of grace. Barnacle Raff and I have not been biking for about three months. He says that it has something to do with the enormous snowfalls that we have had this winter. I think it has to do with the number of times he has had to carry my limp and unconscious body to the stoop. The Krrrrakin has told Medicare that all of my bones have been properly arranged and that I need not return, on pain of death. The boys and girls at the Infusion Center have boarded up the doors and windows of their office so that no one taller than five foot eleven can get into the place. That's okay, I really don't have to storm the castle for another three weeks. Doc Holliday said that if I showed up at his establishment before the 15th of April he would issue a restraining order. That is about the time I was planning on going there in any event, so no harm no foul. So the fodder for my verbal cannon is out of range, insofar as the medical industry is concerned. That has been the case for three weeks and will continue for another three weeks until I have another pint drawn.

My daily bouts with the computer have continued, however, and I am well along in my writing, finishing one book, starting another, and plowing through the second half of a third. For those of you who are interested in philately (in sixty-six years I have only met three people so afflicted), I have managed to mount more than 43,000 of my little pieces of colored paper, 41K in the last three weeks. I think that I have the materials for an obsession here. TG2 and I have continued to beat the daylights out of each other at the Rec Center. Yesterday Jen said that she had never seen me move as fast as I did playing. I think that I have become a little more agile with less iron.

Not having my ferritin levels checked for a while has made me a little nervous about what I eat. Trillium and I have only been to a restaurant two times in three weeks. We had lunch at Cafe Rio and, in the spirit of living dangerously, I had a chicken tostada. Later, we went to Subway and I plunged into the iron-acquisition mode by ordering a 6-inch Subway Club. The turkey and roast beef were cut "bridal-veil" thin so that with all of the rabbit food on the bun I suspect that not much in the way of hard iron really made it into my system. At home I indulged myself in a new culinary delight by having a tin of lemon-pepper kipper snacks. I am certain that there is a joke in this, but for the life of me I can't think of one.

As to our experience with Comcast, I should probably give you an up-date. After the first fellow came and complained bitterly about my splitters and all, he assured me that someone would be out to fix the problem on the pole. I waited three weeks for an improvement. None came. I called the service number provided and had a chat with "Jake" who said that he would put two of his specialists on it right away. Dispatch called a couple of hours later to tell me that I did not need two specialists, only one. I said that I had entertained two already, separately, one for the house and one for the pole, and there had been no improvement. She basically then called "Jake" a liar by saying that they never send two technicians at a time to the same house. I told her that I had a blog about this sort of thing that was being read by hundreds of people in over twenty nations and that she was fast entering into my range of verbal fire. The house technician showed up soon thereafter to discover what had been discovered three weeks earlier; the pole technician showed up the same day and did what he had failed to do three weeks earlier. The internet seems to be fine now. So..... on to sweating iron.

Apparently it is possible to sweat iron. I include below a clip taken from the Palo Alto Medical Foundation site which seems to be moderately well-informed.

Iron and your body

Iron is an essential mineral in the human body playing an important role in many different types of cells and proteins. The adult body contains 3-4 grams of iron. The majority of this, approximately 2.5 grams, is circulating in the blood as part of the oxygen-carrying protein hemoglobin which is present in red blood cells. One gram of iron is found in tissues as part of the iron storage protein ferritin; most of this extra iron is stored in the liver. Other iron-containing proteins and enzymes that use iron as part of chemical reactions in tissues account for approximately 400 mg of additional iron. A smaller amount of iron is circulating in blood plasma bound to an iron carrying protein known as transferrin. This protein combines with iron that has been absorbed from intestinal cells and carries it to the cells that need it. Cells signal their need for iron by placing receptors for transferrin receptors on their surface. Another protein called HFE is involved in regulating the amount of iron that is absorbed from the intestine and then distributed throughout the body. In hereditary hemochromatosis excess iron is absorbed for unclear reasons, and the most common genetic mutations leading to hereditary hemochromatosis are in this HFE gene.

Iron enters and leaves the body in several ways. The average western daily diet contains 15-25 milligrams of iron of which ten to twenty percent is absorbed. Additional iron may be obtained from vitamin supplements or blood transfusions. The primary location for the absorption of iron is the first part of the small intestine (duodenum). Iron is lost from the body slowly by several different mechanisms. Sweat carries a small amount of iron with it, and loss of aged cells from the skin, digestive tract and urinary tract account for about 1 mg of iron loss per day. Menstrual bleeding results in a small amount of continued blood loss in pre-menopausal women. Small amounts of iron may also be lost in blood from the digestive tract, for example from stomach irritation or colon polyps.

Now don't you feel learned? I discovered another article in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition that proposed that sitting in a sauna for extended periods of time (about an hour or so) would bring about iron reduction through sweat, on average about 50 nano-grams per liter of sweat. I don't know about you, but I am concerned about the boys at AJCN. Who thought this study up? (To be fair, Doctors Brune, Magnussen, Perssen, and Halberg, Swedes all.) Where did they get the money? (Since the article was written in 1986 by a pack of Swedes, it is unlikely that we will be able to blame the Obama administration. Although.....) How did they convince 11 people to spend 60 minutes stewing in a Swedish bath? (My guess is that they simply invited seven of their friends over to the house.) Who did they persuade to shovel out all of the liquid iron from the sauna? (Probably a graduate assistant; been there, done that.) And what did they do with all of the results of their study? (It is probably in the same place that the German scholars stored their thirty-foot pile of dead human skin cells. See an earlier blog entry on this study. On second thought, don't see the earlier blog on this study. Once is enough).

Wasn't that worth the wait? Aren't you glad that my daughter asked that fateful question, "Dad, can you sweat iron?" I know that I am glad. Now I think I am going to mess with my music list.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sweating Cannonballs

About twice a week TG2 and I go to the Orem Rec Center to play racquetball. Both of us are trying to lose weight and we think that by vigorously exercising for an hour or two a week we will be the Biggest Losers. To date I have gained three pounds. I have no idea where it is coming from. The up side is, however, that I may very well be dropping my ferritin level by playing.

On our way back home Monday TG2 asked, "Hey! Can you sweat iron?"

"What?"

"I said, 'Can you sweat iron?' Kind of like sweating bullets".

Being a clever sort, I replied, "Actually, bullets are typically made of lead and brass; not much iron in them. I suppose that I could sweat cannonballs, if it were possible to perspire the iron out of my body." Being a dutiful father, I decided to find out just what the relationship was between sweat and iron-overloading.

I went on-line this morning, or at least tried to. We have been having trouble with Comcast's feed to us. I called their service center last week and a fellow came out to check our system. He tried to tell me that it was because of the 437 splitters that I have on my house lines that my signal wasn't working properly. He also testified that the splitters I was using were not especially for the internet and therefore would not serve. I told him that I had put that system together over two years ago and did not begin having any problems until a few weeks ago. He became very quiet. He went about his business which took him out to our phone/cable box at the southeast corner of the house. From there he made his way through the snow to the box in my neighbor's yard and from there to the pole on the fence line that holds the main lines high in the sub-freezing winter winds of Utah Valley. After a few minutes the technician returned to inform me that the problem was probably due to some antiquated connectors on the pole and that in a day or two someone would come out to our place and change the divider out so our signal would be proper. He left and we have not heard from Comcast since. What does this mean?

What it means is that when I went on-line this morning to look up the connection between "sweat" and "iron", I discovered that there was no connection between me and the server. The net result in all of this is that I am going to have to make up something. My guess is that exuding iron molecules while playing racquetball is probably not possible. Would I not come back from the Rec Center looking like I had just rolled around in the dirt in St. George? What is true, is that I look like I should be put under the dirt when I come back from the Rec Center.

I have decided, however, that I did deplete some of my iron-overload last Monday as a product of TG2's mad racquetball skills. The first iron loss took place as the result of a rather magnificent volley early in the first game. TG2, mustering all of her strength, leaped for a fast ball that was sliding by my left side. She whacked me and the ball at the same time. She hit me on the thumb-knuckle of my left hand, scraping off three or four million skin cells with that singular blow. Iron loss! I also had immediate subcutaneous bleeding that eventually decorated my hand in various shades of puke-green and yellow. I would like to think that that event constituted a mini-phlebotomy, but alas it was not to be; the bruise was simply absorbed by my pancreas.

Mid-way through the second game (I was now playing with my right hand), TG2 made another one of her magnificent grand slams, accelerating the ball to a speed approaching Mach 4. The ball hit me in the middle of the back of my head, bounced off the ceiling, ricocheted off three walls and eventually came to rest in a corner where it lay smouldering. TG2 was laughing hysterically. I was trying to figure out what all of the skinny brown snow was drifting about the court. It was my hair! Another massive iron-depletion!

We finished the third game and began the trip home. This, as you will remember, was when she asked the question about sweating bullets. My left foot started to pain me some and by the time I reached Star Gazers Point I felt the need to pull off my shoe to see what was going on. By the look of things, I was again the victim of another of TG2's athletic skills. At some point she must have stepped on my foot, squashing the pinky toe. It was all red and the nail looked like it was ready to fall off. Hooray! More major iron loss!

For those of you hoping for something more insightful, I apologize. I had hoped to be more insightful, I really wanted to be more informative, but Comcast is the culprit. I know that out there somewhere is some hemochromatosis scholar who is on the cusp of discovering the connection between the second sweat gland behind everyone's right earlobe and iron overloading. Oh happy day! But not today.